Anselm's Telegram bots

bot.anselmlong.com · Telegram bots

built and run on a small VPS in Singapore

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@sg_daily_gospel_bot · Daily Gospel

The Word of the Lord, straight to your Telegram.

Full Catholic mass readings at the hour you choose: morning, midday or evening, SGT. Singapore calendar, Jerusalem Bible, no app.

Visit /gospel →

@aircon_checker_bot · NUS Aircon Checker

Never wake up sweaty again. Check your credits in one click.

Watches your EVS credits: balance, burn rate, run-out prediction and low-balance alerts. RVRC, Acacia, Pioneer House.

Visit /aircon →

67 bot · Group-chat 67 counter

Every 67 posted, counted.

Drop it in any group and it watches every photo, video, and GIF for the sacred number. EasyOCR + GPT-4o vision, a live leaderboard, admin resets, and a scuba reaction.

Visit /67bot →

the first two bots, gospel and aircon, in twenty seconds

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faith, weather, and climbing

@random_gospel_bot · random gospel

A little gospel pause, whenever it finds you.

Whole passages at random moments between 7am and 10pm. One to eight a day.

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@massgowherebot · MassGoWhere

The Mass you can actually make.

The next Mass you can reach from where you are, by bus and MRT, car or on foot, and when to leave.

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@surprise_prayer_bot · surprise prayer

Someone is praying for you.

Get paired with someone to pray for, secretly, and send them anonymous encouragement.

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@sg_laundry_bot · SG Laundry Bot

Will it dry before the rain?

A morning verdict for your part of Singapore, drying time, and a rain alert to bring it in.

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@nuscc_routes_bot · NUS USC Routes

Every problem on the wall, archived.

Setters post a photo, the bot files it. Browse, tick and rate routes in the mini-app.

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@nuscc_attendance_bot · NUSCC

Check in by being there.

NUS Climbing Club attendance in one tap, geofenced to the session. For members.

Visit /attendance →